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Здесь содержится все, что может вызвать улыбку на ваших устах. Кто авторы? Все приличные люди интернета, которые способны на равных общаться с компьютером.
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Веселый мультик про Осаму бин-Ладена. В ролях: Коллин Пауэлс и Джордж Буш-младший.
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 Инструкция по использованию туалетной бумаги.
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Мой любимый мультик на самом деле - просто ноу комментс - This is a song for the ladies, but fellows listen to usly))) sincerly yours Dozent
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Мне очень нравится, особенно Anita@-slon! :)) © Kslv
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The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation that
took place in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.
BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a
collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North,
to avoid a collision.
BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
YOUR course.
BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY
THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND
THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH,
OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS
SHIP.
BRITS: We are a lighthouse. F*ck off.
© sine-nomine
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